The Audrey Landers Conspiracy

The Audrey Landers Conspiracy
Copyright all rights reserved to Monica Pereira 2013
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There is a bit of an Audrey Landers conspiracy that she is a big glossy make-over that covers that fact that the real Audrey Landers died in the 1980s.  Ever since her debut as Val in the Chorus Line she hasn't been well liked because it seems that after the Chorus Line she has been captured looking different.  People argue that she was a high and low, and that the fact that she looked different after her major movie debut proved this.  She wasn't the type of person who was able to stay the same because her image had been built on a false image which was a high in itself. 

The fact that she is an unreliable image is announced most profusely in the first paragraph of her online biography.  The biography states that she was born in Philadelphia Pennsylvania, and that her birth date has been announced as being 1956, 1958, 1960, and even 1959 on one of her passports.  That is the strangest professional biography a person could have.  It states the unreliability of her celebrity, but at least someone has announced it and not just kept it a secret.  Her date of birth alone has been an exchange in itself, and that makes people want to throw her celebrity out.

However it goes further.  Most people in America well know that her weight has not been able to climb back down to what it had been when she was Val in The Chorus Line.  She seems bloated in a manner that makes people believe that she is 'no longer the person she was in The Chorus Line'.  She looks like an overblown blow up doll rather then the thin female who had performed so flirty in the movie The Chorus Line.  Crowds have been filmed wanting to hate her as a person for lying to them.  They don't want to see her as a over-blown image -  they want to see her as Val!

Val in the Chorus looked taller then 5 foot 4 -  her announced height.  In the Chorus Line the tall leggy blonde clearly stood tall amongst the rabble who looked up to and over 6 feet tall.  She wasn't as tall as everyone, but she was probably around 5 ft 9.  This is a great contrast in height which goes to further destroy the reputation of someone already on a failing.

So despite the conflict in reported birth date and height, what else do we have?  Most people say that her celebrity that was created in the 1970s-1980's died in the 1980's.  It didn't belong in the 1990's or any other century that has since passed.  It belonged in the 1980's where her career was give birth and died -  like a shooting star that has risen and fallen.


While shooting 'Manuel Goodbye' spectators were able to see that her face was failing.  Most people think she was body doubled from this stage – that her dark eyed island version of herself was a creation to cover the fact that Val from The Chorus Line was extinct.  However others say that it was Val from the Chorus Line who appeared in the film clip as a drugged up version of Val from The Chorus Line -  she just looked differed because she was on a high and when she hit a low she would never be the same.  She would never be able to recover her celebrity looks which were clearly a creation of delusion; she was just a high, and her native face would be set to fail as she fell off her high in order to be her low -  a person who looked nothing like Audrey Landers!   

Others say that when the original Audrey Landers fell off her high she was able to have a 'run off' baby, and that this child was picked up and chosen to be 'the Audrey Landers of the future'.  However this fails as well as some people think that the people on America are just chosen models chosen by those in the business so that they can make money off a person whose career should have been extinct as soon as she lost her face.


Audrey Landers is not a popular figure, despite the fact that her music is cult.  These days it has been speculated that she hadn't been the same person as when she performed as Val in The Chorus Line.  They speculate that she was taller in the Chorus Line, that she had a less island look, and that she had blue eyes not brown or black.  However others say that she has probably been a pre-recorded show, and that her image was authentic it is just her ongoing celebrity that has been falsified.

Whatever the case she is a lost celebrity who has a glossed up reputation.  If she is a person alive on the USA, it has been said that she is a false person who is just there to rake up the cash that has come from album and movie sales.  This has led to anger as the USA covers up yet another celebrity image with its own style of celebrity that has extended life of something that should have been labelled as dead since the 1980s.

No one really knows.  Movie and film industry is filled with highs, and the people filming are often just as high -  set to forget about what they did by the following day.  It is a magical land of hallucination, and whoever is in the business is created to be able to forget.